Goldman Wins Again

This, plus this makes me sooooo mad. Because I'm fine if you go into business and you make money the honest, old-fashioned way, but making money by scamming and screwing people over makes me SO mad.

This? Is Awesome.

Drink responsibly.

Happy Fourth, Y'All!

A day late and a dollar short, maybe, but still worth it.

Thanks to Jen over at Cake Wrecks for posting it first.

Quote of the Day

"I can't shit on this movie because it did give me a career and open all these doors for me. But I don't want to blow smoke up people's ass. People are well aware that this is not a movie about acting." -- Megan Fox

Megan, honey, are implying that you can act? Because it's not nice to fib.

Meeting Spencer (aka The Woodling)

Click the movie (or here) to see the Beast and I meeting Spencer for the first time. There was a lot of love in that room.

ETA: The links aren't working very for some reason. If you click over and nothing happens, in the upper left corner there's a link to "My Gallery". Click that, then click "Spencer's Album" and we're in there toward the bottom. Good luck!

Company Name Fail

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Do you ever have the feeling that the people running things are doing a really shitty job?

Or is that a silly question?

Michael Jackson In Heaven

Am I a really cold-hearted bitch or is this funny?

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Wednesday Cat Blogging

Peace Accords

Fiona: Will you please be my friend for the love of God?

Trixie: Are you going to keep attacking me when I try to eat, drink, pee, poo and sleep?

Fiona: Well, duh, of COURSE I'm going to keep attacking you when you eat, drink pee, poo and sleep. That's what I do. It's my thing.

Trixie: And, we're done here.

Spencer's Party

On Saturday night the Beast and I went into the city to attend a "We Got Married And Now We're Having a Baby" cocktail party. The party was a blast and it was fabulous to see Woody and Alexandra (just two and a half weeks out from her due-date). We came, we saw, we stayed late and we got home way late.

Just as we were waking up on Sunday morning the phones started ringing. Woody was calling to say that Alexandra was in labor! The Woodling was not amused to have missed such a righteous shin-dig, and he had decided it was time to make an appearance.

All day we waited, Woody sending out updates periodically. And then, at 7:01 pm on June 21st, the Woodling hatched.

Meet Spencer Eyre Wood, our first honorary nephew, here just two hours old. Welcome to the world, Spence! Can't wait to meet you in person!!

Speaking of Iran

This is simply beyond awful. Every year around the Fourth of July I think about how lucky I was to have been born in a country where I automatically have a leg up over the rest of the world.

My thoughts today are with you, Iran. Be brave, be strong. We're standing with you.

I hate to do this...

But when Heidi Montag says that Al Roker is a menace to women, I have GOT to find out why. And now you can to. After this interview Speidi called another d-bag, Ryan Seacrest, and complained on his radio show about their treatment at the wicked hands of Mr. Roker.

I think Al was sort of like, "Christ, they're gonna make me plug this crap show by interviewing the Stupid Twins? Fine, I'll make it an interview they'll remember at least."

Enjoy:

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

In case you're a glutton for punishment, here's what they had to say to TMZ:

Heidi: Al "was incredibly rude and was verbally assaulting me... I would warn any people, especially women, who are going on the show to watch out for him."

Spencer: "I never in my wildest dreams thought a weatherman would treat us like we just rigged the Iranian election."

I guess we should just be happy that at least one of them knows there was an election in a country called Iran.

Freakin Cute

Can I just brag about my niece for a sec? Here she is, almost two-years-old, doing her best to say the word "school". Clearly she's a genius with education on her mind.

Seriously, though, how freakin cute is she?

Thursday Cat Blogging

They're both. On the bed. At the same time!

Trixie has finally come around to where Ari was a few weeks ago (and, truthfully, where Ari still is). They won't allow Fiona to be friends with them yet (mainly because Fi thinks being friends is about dive-bombing from behind while one sleeps) but they're not full-on haters with each other anymore. Woo hoo!

Quote of the Day

"I feel so, like, caged. Totally caged." --Lindsay Lohan


When did Lindsay Lohan become the new Britney Spears?

Source: dlisted

Jon & Kate Plus HAVE SOMMA THAT!

I never thought I'd see the day where a Jon & Kate headline would trump a Brad & Angelina headline, but boy, we've arrived at a very dark place:

Jon & Kate's pseudo-break up gets top billing over Brad & Angelina's pseudo-break up. (Yes, "pseudo". I'm not ready yet.) I'm also not sure I want to live in a world where Brad & Angelina aren't the main story every day, all day. I don't think I even remember what such a world looks like.

Shall we have a moment of silence?

No?

Fine then, as you were.